*shy but actually a sex freak*
im so frickin affectionate dont let me like you you’ll never get rid of me
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
It got better!
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
A Tree molts its first bark, thus departing the larval or “sapling” stage and becoming a fully grown tree, capable of reproduction. A tree only ingests nutrients from the roots during the larval phase and will have to subsist on this food long enough to fruit before dying.
The tree pictured was immersed in “Royal Sap” as a larva and thus has the potential to grow into a Queen Tree.
BEST. PHOTOSET. EVER.
when i grow up
i wanna be like him
The gifset Tumblr needs.
I’d fuck you for free.